Girl = Share ?? !

This is my last post ... my 8th quality post ... I squzee my mind for it .. but no much idea come out ... but it make me think back a old old conversation between me and my friends .
it is favourite topic for man,Girl,Lady and Woman ....

It was begin at somewhere mamak stall, we all were 'yumcha'(taking supper) ...

It start with...
Jit Sern:hey, the 'green tea'(a girl) in our account class look not bad leh..
Me:ermm . ya lor .. not bad ,very fair ...she is a 'potential share'....
Nick: huh ?? !! what you mean,Bright ? what potential share ? we now talking girl , not share market .. @@
JunWei: ya la .. you study too much already ?? your brain got problem ?
Me: our management student treat Girl are like share in share market ...
Jit Sern: lol... guy listen !! Bright giving lecture now ..
Me:

• Girl are like share in stock market....
• The pretty and nice lady and which have high demand=Blue Chip...Everyone wan it,but not everyone able to own it ..
  
• Girl who have nice look but low profile =did not discover potential share.. you need search and discover her ..

• If the share have been privatization(married woman), please don't be sturborn, choose another one ... =p

• You need to analyze before you buy in , it just like you have to know a girl well before you tackle her ..
• Her background=Company background, Appearance= fundamentals,Personality=Company Financial Report,Performance Chart=her every single move =p, Current Shareholder=Your Opponent !!

• If she is your ideal one , then Start INVEST !!! know her , talk to her , and date her ..
• And at last , everything is depend on your investing skill .. haha =p ...
• Beside, you can ask advise from your 'remisier' or 'financial advisor'...

One example of 'did not discover share'..
before discover ....



















And after discover !!!!!!!




















ok .. class dismiss !!!! sign the attendance before leave .. thanks !

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BCT:Simile

p/s:sorry if conversation above have create any misunderstand, it just for entertainment . ^^

Prawn mee !!!

Today we all wake up very late, because of we rushing assignment last night ...
so we taking our lunch at 4pm something at old town @@..

Jit Sern had order old town prawn mee ...
Woo !! look nice ..

in this moment ..
Nick said : mai mai mai, let me try one .. *yum yum*, wah !! is was so nice ... but Penang prawn mee more nice ..
Jit Sern: really ??
Nick : ya ..all Penang food are nice ..
Me:you sure ?? is it ALL ???
Nick : ya la , I ate at there before .. all very nice ..
Me: means you ate all the penang food before ??
Nick : errr ... errr.... nope .. I ate once before, it taste nice .
then bla bla bla bla ....... and we finish our lunch at 5pm .. and plan later 7 something go Puchong to have our dinner .. xD

In this case,Nick just ate Prawn mee one time only in penang .. then he consider all penang food is nice .. He make a conclusion with his only once experience in penang ..


BCT:Hasty Generalisation...

p/s: There are a lot nice food in Penang !! haha .. I dare to make this conclusion because I go penang often ..=p
Beside,there are a famous Prawn mee stall in Dengkil .. keke ... go explore yourself .. =p

Sleepy !!!

Now is midnight 4.09am ...
I am rushing for 1 week BCT diary ... because the lazy'ness for last few day ..now I have to post 5 posts tonight .. @@

feel very sleepy now .. very very very sleepy now ..
When I closed my eye ,I can see thousand of sheeps !!~~ meh ~~ meh ~~ meh ~~ which make me fall sleep with counting it ..

I swear to god .. if now you give me a room with air-con , I sure sleep for 2 days 2 night ..
sleep like sleeping beauty .. =p hahah

BCT:Metaphor

yes .. I going to sleep now

Gay ?? huh ??

Today I was at booth duty for the tourism club..
I pick up a men magazine which belong to my friend,nick and read it ..

I read read read read ........ until ... I saw this ..


I ask my friend to see and said
Me: YERR!!! HE was so 'Gay' !!!
Nick:huh !!????
Me:the clothes make him look 'GAY' !!!
Nick: (-.-!) ok ok .. it is fashion ok ?? !!
Me: ok lor ~~~ I am old fashion .. =p

in the conversation above .. I had give out a vague statement which confuse Nick ..

haha .. but honestly,his clothes really look "GAY"...

BCT:Vague Statement

Any idea if condom had sponsor ??

BrainStroming Section !!!
What do you think if condom had sponsor ??
come come come .. list it out ..
don't scroll if you DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA !!!!!

FASTTTT!!!!
THINK IT !!!!!
























ok la .. see what I found in GOOGLE....

hehe ... nice right ??
I found it accidently .. (>.<).. =p

BCT:Brainstroming

Pedang 'BAT' and Pedang 'Ming Zhu'

During 31 Aug 2008,I was laying on sofa watching NVT 7 , and I saw a old old old hong kong movie...
And I found a very interesting thing in the movie .
it's about 'Pedang(Sword) BAT and 'Pedang(Sword) MING ZHU...


Bat Sword(not Batman use one a) and right hand side one is Ming Zhu Sword ..

One Day, both owner wear fighting with their own sword ...
the Bat Sword Owner said his sword is most powerful one , can cut through everything in this world ..
@(*&$(*@&#(*&!(&^@
The Ming Zhu Sword meet with Bat Sword, but Ming Zhu Sword no break , even crack also no ..
The Ming Zhu Sword Owner say that his sword is the best in this world .!!!.. then ha ha ha ...

BUT!!!!
whos sword is the best with refer to the conversation above ?? Bat Sword or Ming Zhu Sword ??
they both saying their weapon is the best in this world ... but they can't break each other sword ...

HERE, BCT:Omnipotence Paradox happen !!

Neighbour Aunty and her grandson .. @@

I wake up early in the morning( 1pm something xD),I heard the conversation between my neighbour and her grandson..

Grandma :hey !! you don’t talk loudly to your sister .., teach her properly .. you should teach her properly if she don't know ...

Grandson: no .. no I no shout at her ...

Grandma: WHAT no ?? I heard you shout at her !!! what no ??!!! ( the grandma is shouting now (=.=) )

Grandson: I never do so.. T_T ( sound wanna cry ...)

Grandma: Later when mom back,I told her everything , then you will get punishment ... ( wahh, the grandma sound like terrorist =.= )

In the conversation, the grandma was using Tu Quoque Fallacy to her grandson.. she ask him don’t talk loudly to his sister and teach properly but she was shouting at him just now ..

BCT:Tu Quoque Fallacy